Jessica Helmer Rosenkranz


Graphic Arts - Media Relations 

 Some say that she’s terrified of ducks,  and that she’s confused by stairs.  If she was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.

Debbie Logue


Chief Idea Officer - Financial Guru

When faced with a camera...she does not know what to do with her hands.  Some say that she’s seen the movie Elf 1,780 times, and that her second best friend is a 20 year old piece of string cheese. 

DJ Jeremy Blacken


Master of Sound - Party Mixologist

 Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal.  He also never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken

Megan Yeater


Site Coordinator - Lead Everything

 Some say she named all of her potted plants "Steve" and has not blinked in 8 years.  She once won a staring contest with her own reflection.

Sena Carroz


Cosplay Coordinator 

 Some say that she has no understanding of clouds and once fashioned a Cosplay costume out of crushed PEZ dispensers. Her shadow has won BEST OF SHOW at two major Cosplay Contests. 

Nathan Munger


Site Coordinator - Problem Solver

He once won the Boston  Marathon but returned his prize money and medal citing, "I was just warming up for my morning run."  

His organ donation card also lists his beard.

Gregory Lay


Sponsor Wrangler

   Bear hugs are what he gives bears. He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool and some say that he invented the curtain and that he recently submitted a $20,000 expense claim for some gravel and a half-eaten Country Steak Sandwich. 

Kirstin Tischer


Organizational Development 

 Her passport requires no photograph.  Some say she can speak Russian… in French. Her garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle and she is said to have a Summer home at area 51.

David Davis


 Commissioner for Happiness and Purpose Fulfillment  

Some say that he is absolutely baffled by urinals, and that he once ran 47 miles non stop to capture a photo of a Yeti but forgot his camera.