Graphic Arts - Media Relations
Some say that she’s terrified of ducks, and that she’s confused by stairs. If she was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.
Chief Idea Officer - Financial Guru
When faced with a camera...she does not know what to do with her hands. Some say that she’s seen the movie Elf 1,780 times, and that her second best friend is a 20 year old piece of string cheese.
Master of Sound - Party Mixologist
Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal. He also never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
Site Coordinator - Lead Everything
Some say she named all of her potted plants "Steve" and has not blinked in 8 years. She once won a staring contest with her own reflection.
Some say that she has no understanding of clouds and once fashioned a Cosplay costume out of crushed PEZ dispensers. Her shadow has won BEST OF SHOW at two major Cosplay Contests.
Site Coordinator - Problem Solver
He once won the Boston Marathon but returned his prize money and medal citing, "I was just warming up for my morning run."
His organ donation card also lists his beard.
Bear hugs are what he gives bears. He has never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool and some say that he invented the curtain and that he recently submitted a $20,000 expense claim for some gravel and a half-eaten Country Steak Sandwich.
Her passport requires no photograph. Some say she can speak Russian… in French. Her garden maze is responsible for more missing persons than the bermuda triangle and she is said to have a Summer home at area 51.
Commissioner for Happiness and Purpose Fulfillment
Some say that he is absolutely baffled by urinals, and that he once ran 47 miles non stop to capture a photo of a Yeti but forgot his camera.