Graphic Arts - Media Relations
Some say that she’s terrified of ducks, and that she’s confused by stairs. If she was to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.
Chief Idea Officer - Financial Guru
When faced with a camera...she does not know what to do with her hands. Some say that she’s seen the movie Elf 1,780 times, and that her second best friend is a 20 year old piece of string cheese.
Master of Sound - Party Mixologist
Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he thinks the credit crunch is some kind of breakfast cereal. He also never says something tastes like chicken.. not even chicken
Site Coordinator - Lead Everything
Some say she named all of her potted plants "Steve" and has not blinked in 8 years. She once won a staring contest with her own reflection.
Some say that she has no understanding of clouds and once fashioned a Cosplay costume out of crushed PEZ dispensers. Her shadow has won BEST OF SHOW at two major Cosplay Contests.
Site Coordinator - Problem Solver
He once won the Boston Marathon but returned his prize money and medal citing, "I was just warming up for my morning run."
His organ donation card also lists his beard.
Some say he has a strong fear of being yelled at in German and he doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders. There is also rumor that Nick Lachey has a portrait of him on his left leg that reads "98 Degrees."